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Cagliostro ([personal profile] eyeofcute) wrote in [community profile] peachgarden 2017-04-17 01:37 pm (UTC)

CAGLIOSTRO | GRANBLUE FANTASY

A: THE LAKE ON MONDAY; WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN

[Cagliostro is a bit more miffed about this than she's letting on.

She supposes it's reasonable that she can't remember her own death-- after the physical death of her body, whenever that happened, the navigation of a soul alone comes with many risks. Even for a genius like her, she didn't want to resort to it, because... well, yeah. You fuck up, you die for good. She's dead for good.

Maybe?

Fucked if she knows. But Cagliostro would only TRULY be dead if she ever stopped investigating the world around her! So, don't mind if this seemingly really young little girl steps a bit too close to the lakeside, leaning over it in curiosity, despite all the warning signs, and reaching her hand out to break the surface... before stepping back and noticing you.

Yes, you. You over there. Cagliostro waves to you.]


Hello! [She has a cute, high-pitched voice that you would expect any young girl to have. She's a young girl! Totally!] Uhm, I'm so sorry, I dropped my [MAKE SOMETHING UP QUICK] hairpin in the lake! Could you help me get it back? Pretty please?

B: THE CAFETERIA ON TUESDAY; FINISH YOUR GREENS

No! No, you can't make me!!

[In comparison to the very cutesy girl you may or may not have had the pleasure of meeting on Monday, the Cagliostro on Tuesday is certainly putting up a fight against the gardeners force-feeding her. You see, she's been so curious about everything she forgot to eat on Monday, and on Tuesday morning, she came down for breakfast... and she can't finish her portion. But of course! Do they really expect a cute girl like her to eat this huge bowl of porridge?!]

I-- mmffph! [Another spoonful stuffed into her mouth. Half of the bowl still remains. God help her. You could try to fight for her right to not be brutally forcefed, or you can try to convince her to give in... or just. Awkwardly eat your own meal and try to ignore that this is happening. Even though everyone's eating at the same table.] I'm-- the genius Cagliostro! When I reincarnate, I'm going to-- mrrrrph!!

C: THE PEACH GARDEN, ALL DAYS; ALCHEMY AT ITS FINEST

[Cagliostro is doing... something.

She's got a bowl. She's got some peaches. She's also mashing these fucking peaces to a bloody pulp, and observing the contents. She's stripping the bark off trees-- apparently you can do that, but NOT to the sacred peach tree. Yeah, she's tried. She's been stopped several times.

In any case! Right now, she's in the middle of WILDLY SMASHING THIS PEACH when she looks up and makes direct eye contact with you, who probably came to investigate the sound.

She smiles.]


Oh, can you come closer? I think, something might be weird about the peaches growing here...

[Come support this genius alchemist as she tries to solve the mystery of their afterlife imprisonment!!

...Actually, her smile's a bit wonky. She also has a big branch in her hands that looks pretty stiff and easy to beat someone with. Um, maybe you should just... go away...]


Pretty please?

D; ANYTHING ELSE

[Hit me up at Timpeni#3109 or [plurk.com profile] Timpeni! PUNCH ME I'LL PUNCH BACK]

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